hmm... Am I?

You are the flower.

Saint Exupery's 'The Little Prince' Quiz.

simple

why must life be so complicated at times?
i just yearn for things to be simpler ...
less drama
less mind games
less nuances
less formalities
less baggages
less judgements
less gossips
less hurt
less bravado
less emotions
less expectations
less dissapointments
less desire
less pinings
less worries
less fear
less guilt
less consciousness
less bitchiness
less regrets
less ...

We live only once,
why inundate it with unnecessary ills?
We can do with less,
and yet have more.
Only if we choose to ...

clutter

As some of you know, I lost my phone and together with it,
several hundreds of contact numbers.
Surprisingly,
I have gotten on quite well for the past week,
without any hassles or glitches,
even though I have only managed to retrieve
about 20 or so numbers ...

Which confirmed my theory all along,
90% of numbers you have are really just
there to clutter up your life ...

Minimalist is the way to go.

HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO WIN!

Poor Vincero has just lost his cellphone amidst all the fun he was having in Bangkok, the Land of Unspeakable Hedonism. But fret not! Here's your chance to make him feel better!
 
HOW TO WIN?
Simply send in your particulars via SMS to him in the format below:
 
Enter {BKK} {Name} {Dick Size} {Sex} {Sex Role} {Sex Position}  and send it to his same mobile number (yes the lost one. Are you rubbing it in? hehe)
 
*Please leave a space between each field.
 
EXAMPLE: BKK Vincero 12-inch-monster M Versatile Wheelbarrow
(note: the above example is merely fictitious. any similarities are pure coincidences)
 
CLOSING DATE: ASAP if you want me to still remember you!!! But at least before this weekend please..
 

..and nothing but the truth, so help me God.

Upon finding out I'm going to BKK for the weekend, my Dad expounded
"Stay away from those kind of girls, i'm telling you. You hear me?"

With my utmost sincerity, I replied to him
"Of course I won't touch those girls ..."

*snigger*